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suikerpil:

congrats my children, i’m so so proud of you

(via stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr)

Sushi on deck!

kiggor:

me on my way to fuck shit up

On my way to steal your girl like.

(via mindlesscasualties)

Let me calculate. My, Junior year of college.

Let me calculate. My, Junior year of college.

death-by-lulz:

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xekstrin:

olbersparadox:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG

this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze

xekstrin:

olbersparadox:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

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I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG

this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze

(via forever90s)

midwaymilly:

okay I want it on record that I am actually genuinely sorry about this
but I saw someone talking about the game Postal 2 the other day and this is unfortunately the first thing that came to mind

midwaymilly:

okay I want it on record that I am actually genuinely sorry about this

but I saw someone talking about the game Postal 2 the other day and this is unfortunately the first thing that came to mind

(via stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr)

Want

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